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  1. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    99. Throw the pilot off the plane and say "Long live the king"
  2. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    94. Build a wall
  3. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    91. Speak only in Klingon
  4. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    89. Bring a pony on the flight and insist that you're a centaur.
  5. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    87. Watch porn
  6. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    67. Pluck a screaming baby from a nearby seat and start re-enacting "The Circle of Life" scene from The Lion King.
  7. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    52. Bring a pony on board, and brush other people's teeth if their breath smells bad to you.
  8. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    50. Bring a bunch of plastic snakes on board and hide them all over the plane.
  9. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    46. Offer the flight attendant a Turkish breathmint.
  10. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    38. Bring a mannequin on the flight that is dressed in a burqa....
  11. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    34. Fart loudly while 40,000 feet up and claim it was an angel.
  12. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    17. Eat your bag of peanuts, and when finished, say "Those peanuts were the bomb!"
  13. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    11. When about to get tasered by plane security for doing any of the above, run back and forth screaming "Fox, get this guy off me!"
  14. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    9. Bring a wad of your nation's paper currency into the bathroom, and shout for one of your friends and when they enter the restroom start an awkward conversation about how green it is, Creeping out everyone on the entire flight .
  15. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    6. Tell the pilot to do a barrel roll.
  16. Kung Fu Ferret

    1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

    Similar to the Wal-Mart thread, but on a plane. WARNING: Could get crazy 1. Randomly scream "ADMIRAL ACKBAR!" at the top of your lungs
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